when rape is the girls fault
- when she is the rapist
when rape is the guys fault
- when he is the rapist
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
i can never not reblog this
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
I sincerely regret making fun of her and laughing about this. I wish we had all been like, “Wow, it’s disgusting that she’s been pushed to the breaking point. It’s disgusting that people treated her body like public property.”
Shit. This is actually really sad.
v v v short story, nick talked tonight about the first time he made a spinach and feta pie and how it was to “woo someone” WHICH is a story we’ve heard many many times from both nick AND from harry about nick making food from scratch for the first time when harry was with him - it was a spinach and feta pie and they went shopping together for ingredients etc etc
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.